No Free Lunch but 2 Big Bumps on the Head

We have a much healthier household today. We ventured out to do some errands and I scheduled our time so we could have a free lunch at Costco . . . you know . . . free samples. Well, turns out it was a bad day for samples. We only found three and they were all meat. Meatballs, chicken & rice, etc. Bummer! Before we checked out I remembered I forgot to get batteries. So I wheel the kids back across the store to grab batteries. Elise grabs the packs of 40-some AA and accidentally clocks Shawn in the back of the head. He starts screaming, as would I. Poor guy! We finally get through check-out and sit down in the food court to share a piece of pizza. Elise starts to knock her drink off the table. I grab for it and end up throwing Shawn off balance. He falls off the bench backward and into the cart . . .bings the back of his head again. Starts screaming! I felt horrible! Fortunately he now had sustenance to ease the pain.